ACME CORPORATION — TRUSTED SINCE 1949
Genius-Level Solutions for Your Road Runner Problem
From rocket-powered roller skates to giant slingshots, ACME has everything a super genius coyote needs. Satisfaction guaranteed* (*results may vary, not responsible for canyon falls).
Product Catalog
Field-tested contraptions from the ACME warehouse. Each guaranteed to almost work.
Rocket-Powered Roller Skates
Achieve incredible velocity in seconds. Stopping mechanism sold separately. Not recommended near cliff edges or painted tunnels.
Giant Rubber Band Slingshot
Launch yourself at high speed toward your target. Elastic tension calibrated for coyote weight class. Beep beep resistance not included.
Portable Hole — Instant Tunnel
Place on any surface to create an instant passage. Warning: Road Runners may pass through while coyotes hit solid rock.